(The Advertiser)- Listen, I don’t consider myself a food snob. I actually enjoy pineapple on takeout pizza.

But I’m drawing the line at microwavable boiled crawfish. 

If you’re more adventurous than me, you can buy 2 pounds of frozen “crawfish boil” at Walmart.

Just pop your “Sam’s Choice One Step Cooking Crawfish Boil” in the “oven steamer or microwave bag” and enjoy this “Louisiana summer favorite” in minutes! It comes with a smoked sausage, corn and potatoes.

It’s in stock at all three Lafayette locations, but listed as out of stock at the Carencro and Broussard stores. 

On the online listing, there’s three (surprisingly positive) reviews rating it a 3 out of 5 stars. 

I’m still not sold. Think I’ll stick to the traditional crawfish boil — with a cold Parish brew, of course. 

H/T to Melinda Morris, whose report first alerted me to this outrageous product. Read her story over at NOLA.com.

Crawfish prices around Lafayette

If you prefer to boil your own, or pick up some fresh boiled bugs, here are the latest crawfish prices in the Lafayette area.